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Wise Words of Numlits
I'm Tim. 18. This is a multi-fandom blog- lot of random funny things, Rooster Teeth, Avatar, Adventure Time, video games and general nerdiness on here.
This is NOT spoiler free and mostly safe for work, but very occasionally things slip through the cracks.
I also record music. You can click the top link you want to listen. I mostly record covers of whatever I'm into. You can track the tag "numlits covers" for all my music updates and such along with finished products.
"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center."
Hong Kong protester catching a tear gas grenade and throwing it back
Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.
Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.
BREAKING NEWS!! DOGS IN PAJAMAS I REPEAT, DOGS!! IN. PAJAMAS!!
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52 years ago, at the height of the Cuban Missile Crisis, second-in-command Vasilli Arkhipov of the Soviet submarine B-59 refused to agree with his Captain’s order to launch nuclear torpedos against US warships and setting off what might well have been a terminal superpower nuclear war.
The US had been dropping depth charges near the submarine in an attempt to force it to surface, unaware it was carrying nuclear arms. The Soviet officers, who had lost radio contact with Moscow, concluded that World War 3 had begun, and 2 of the officers agreed to ‘blast the warships out of the water’. Arkhipov refused to agree – unanimous consent of 3 officers was required and thanks to him, the world was saved from being scarred badly.
His story is finally being told the BBC is airing a documentary on it.
thinking for yourself.
might just save the god damn world.
The Disney Channel used to air these little shorts about geniuses and historical people. At the end Genie would say, “Great minds don’t think alike. They think for themselves.”
My anaconda will consider it
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